I pooped in a Ziploc bag. That's right my peeps. I had to go really bad while me and my mom were getting the kids from school.
There was no bathroom.
There was no bush.
Only one gallon size Ziploc bag full of sugar snap peas. So I squatted right there between the bucket seats of my sweet ride. My mom held the bag. She's the best.
I got it all in there. What next? She found a pair of socks and used that to clean me up.
It. was. awesome.
This is not THE Ziploc bag. My mom is cheap, but even she has her limits.
p.s. This story is about Eli pooping in the bag. NOT ME. I think there may have been some confusion. Though if it were me....I probably still would of shared.
12 comments:
You're killing me smalls!
hahaha are you serious? is this you or your son who did this lol? too funny. thanks for entering the giveaway!
I totally thought this was YOU, Amy! Then I saw the pic and realized, "Whew." And hey, you could've done waaaay worse than a Ziploc (at least it's airtight!). When we were in FL, stuck in traffic, Lee Chaf peed in a Pringles container. Then set up on the shoulder of the freeway we were stuck on. I sure hope no one ran over that thing.
*set IT up
I peed in a cooler on a road trip once. The bathroom at the rest area was closed and there were too many people around to pop a squat.
I can totally see Lee doing that. funny.
i cannot stop laughing. seriously.
bwahahahahahaha! I don't even know what to write...I mean how can you really comment on something like this? I guess I could say, "good shot, glad you didn't miss" bhahahaha
Halz
hey, we all know what it's like to pop a squat. although, he'll probably hate you later in life if you tell that to any of his girlfriends. oh well, it's funny. let him hate:)
Oh my gosh, Amy, I love you. I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. Eli probably thought that was pretty cool! I hope he doesn't tell Nathan about that cool trick though, hehe.
Soooo funny! he is getting so big! Hes so cute.
lets not even get started with the places and the stories, but Eeeeekkk!
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