I pooped in a Ziploc bag. That's right my peeps. I had to go really bad while me and my mom were getting the kids from school.
There was no bathroom.
There was no bush.
Only one gallon size Ziploc bag full of sugar snap peas. So I squatted right there between the bucket seats of my sweet ride. My mom held the bag. She's the best.
I got it all in there. What next? She found a pair of socks and used that to clean me up.
It. was. awesome.
This is not THE Ziploc bag. My mom is cheap, but even she has her limits.
p.s. This story is about Eli pooping in the bag. NOT ME. I think there may have been some confusion. Though if it were me....I probably still would of shared.
